a collection of the random shit i find on the internet. and under my bed.
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a) Take a punch from Brock Lesnar
b) Set a pick on LeBron James
c) Get hit by a Brian Wilson 102 MPH pitch
d) Go on a date with Ben Roethlisberger
a) Brock Lesnar is the reigning UFC Heavyweight Title Champion. he is 265 pounds of pure devastation with a 9.6 strength rating, and a 9.3 takedown rating. (10 being the highest) oh not to mention the guy has an 8.2 speed rating. HE’S 265 BLOODY POUNDS. absolutely not. no way.
b) this involves putting your body in front of a 250 pound 6 foot 8 monster, who is probably got a running start. bottom line, you’re gonna hit the floor. hard.
c) i’ve been hit with an 80 MPH fastball. it hurts like hell. now stack another 20 MPH on top of that and you probably will cry like a 4 year old.
d) bottom line: get raped.
i’ll take B though. i got him by 15 lbs.
“But now Lady Gaga isn’t even a person anymore — she’s a brand, a vessel-dweller, a capitalistic force of nature”
i have some crazy obsession with music news in general, so i was looking through some blogs, and yahoo’s “amplifier” posted this in reaction to Gaga’s “judas” and “born this way”.
i love yahoo.com’s little pieces they do on random stuff. this one is about houses that were once something else before people lived in them. personal favorite: the firehouse. i saw something like this on TV once and i absolutely loved it, i would love a house like that. “yeah come on over i live at ‘blah blah blah’” then when people show up to a fire station and are like “wtf?”. i kind of like the fact that it looks dumpy outside but inside its contemporary.