“I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why isn’t notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why: because paper can’t beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I’m sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.”—anonymous
interview from esquire magazine, it’s shocking to see how the “american badass” changed, not only his music, but his life in general. he’s one of the most brutally honest celebrities out there and i wish i got to meet him when i had the chance. damn you work…
i made brianne listen to almost the entire album of hollywood undead’s ‘american tradgedy’. and she didn’t complain once. i suppose she’s alright. however i have no shame in admitting that i BITCHED the entire time she put britney spears on. i’m sorry, i mean i could do a britney rant for hours, but suffice it to say i hate her. other highlights of the day included going to carrabbas. ridiculous name, but great food. and i left my leftovers at briannes. and it’s like 2 in the morning and all i want is my chicken. wah. oh and brianne looks pretty damn hot in her new bikini. looking forward to sleeping this week. no more work from 10-6am and then go to work at 8am. also, taking the civil service test on the 30th!!!
obviously, ridiculously overtired, 24 until i fall asleep.