....jeez, thanks guys, that was adorable.
found no hookers, only scotts “girlfriend”. oh wait.. 1. absolutely not. yes i do like to complain. wah. 2. ….really? lol? 3. clearly you morons deserve it. 4. ok this actually is accurate, guy code is for pussies anyway. 5. yeah i’m shocked no one unfollowed. and its “metalcore” or “post-hardcore” you dimwitted fucks lol. “my car my rules” is a valid card, and everyone does it. ...
Hiya! Ariel is in a particularly shit mood today, so we, his ever suffering friends, are going to brighten his day by hacking his Tumblr. So here goes. Well actually he really just left his piece of shit macbook open while he’s off trolling for hookers. So here are the “Ten Things You Should Know About Who You’re Following”. 1. First of all, he is Mommy’s boy. No matter how much he cries about...
[on the Kardashian family] “You can’t buy it back – you can’t...– Daniel Craig (GQ Magazine)
mother’s first encounter with Of Mice & Men
mom: what’s that in your car, sounds like a machine gun. are you listining to gun noises in the car? because if you are… we’re going to get you help honey. me: actually mom, its called bass, and that machine gun is called Of Mice & Men. mom: thats a book ariel. me:… yeah and it’s also a band. mom: you just said it was a machine gun. i’m confused. (so i opened the door and...
Anonymous asked: You’re other blog the twitter one is disgusting.
(pretending to go into Rev’s neighbors apartment) me: “alright, goodnight man.” Rev: “yeah go ahead and catch some STD that can only be cured by some fucking rare fly in the amazon. fucking Chabookiebookie virus.”
Clients From Hell →
clientsfromhell: Client: “Can you photoshop a smile on Greg’s face. That guy is so depressing.” Me: “Well, I think it looks just fi—” Client: “We’re a travel agency, we’re supposed to sell good times to people. Greg just looks like he’s selling misery. He looks like Eeyore.” Me: “I don’t think he looks—” Client: “Hey Greg! Come in here! Come in here a moment!” Greg: “What’s up?” Client: “You’re...