found no hookers, only scotts “girlfriend”. oh wait..
1. absolutely not. yes i do like to complain. wah.
2. ….really? lol?
3. clearly you morons deserve it.
4. ok this actually is accurate, guy code is for pussies anyway.
5. yeah i’m shocked no one unfollowed. and its “metalcore” or “post-hardcore” you dimwitted fucks lol. “my car my rules” is a valid card, and everyone does it.
6. also accurate, i hate strip clubs, they reek of shame, prune juice and STDs. they’re money pits there is no upside to them at all. if i want to pay to get teased, i’ll just go to a bar with your “girlfriend” scott.
7. …..odd things to know. scott’s “girlfriend” tell you clowns that one?
9. i laughed, i’m guessing tom came up with that.
10. …..pffft. probably coming from king doughboy himself.
Ariel is in a particularly shit mood today, so we, his ever suffering friends, are going to brighten his day by hacking his Tumblr. So here goes. Well actually he really just left his piece of shit macbook open while he’s off trolling for hookers. So here are the “Ten Things You Should Know About Who You’re Following”.
1. First of all, he is Mommy’s boy. No matter how much he cries about the injustices of the saga that is Ariel and his Mom, he likes it. He LOVES to get yelled at. Actually he LOVES to complain about it.
2. He recently left his wife for a long distance relationship with a dude in Poland. That’s what we heard anyway. After a while you learn to tune out all the complaining this ass hat does.
3. He abuses his friends more than his hipster macbook. You should see this abomination, not only is it a Macintosh, its a horribly disfigured Macbook. Like how is this piece of shit running?
4. Ariel is Public Enemy #1 in the land of Guy Code. No really this is 100% true.
5. Everyone should be heading to the “unfollow” button right now, I mean, Ariel posts garbage up to and including his precious scremo song lyrics. He is also a music Nazi. There is a fundamental reason why Ariel always insists on driving, he likes to invoke the “My Car, My Music” rule.
6. Ariel hates strip clubs. What self respecting man hates strip clubs? Gay ones obviously.
7. He has no soul. Or penis. Bad news for every guy in Poland.
9. If chicas are sheep, then he’s a sheep dog, everything runs.
10. He’s way to tall. And fat. And stupid. And fat. But it’s still sexy. And wicked fat. And really really really really fat.
FLOOD HIS ASK BOX WITH ALL YOUR QUESTIONS.
Lighten up man, no one loves you =]
Love, Hugs and Kisses, Hallmark Cards and Sponges,
“[on the Kardashian family] “You can’t buy it back – you can’t buy your privacy back. ‘Ooh I want to be alone.’ Fuck you. We’ve been in your living room. We were at your birth. You filmed it for us and showed us the placenta and now you want some privacy?”—Daniel Craig (GQ Magazine)